- aBarista, pull me a ristretto.
- bWhat? You're suddenly some kind of coffee snob now? What's a ristretto anyway?
- aIt's basically a very strong espresso. Half the water pulled through the same amount of beans. Pure coffee essence.
- bSounds like it must be just full of caffeine. I want one of those instead!
- aYou fiend. It's about the flavor, not the fix. Why don't you just crush some caffeine pills and start doing lines?