- aJohnny, are you just sitting around again?
- bI'm just taking a break between washing the windows and cleaning the toilet.
- aI'd say all you've done is moved the dirt from the windows on to your face and hands. Disgraceful!
- bI'm doing my best, Grandma...
- aYour best isn't good enough. Back in my day, I'd clean a whole hospital with a toothbrush and spit, and it'd be twice as clean as this sty!
- bUh-oh, here we go...