It’s a skill. What can I say? I don’t know why, I just have a long routine.

那是种技巧。我能说什么？我不知道原因。我只是做些日常的事。

Jacob, you have the luxury of having a haircut that rarely needs styling. I don’t. I have to set aside about an hour and a half to get ready in the mornings. Every day, I wake up and head straight for the shower. Every second day , I wash my hair. If it’s a hair-washing day, I frequently need to wash my hair twice because it gets really oily. Then I usually put in a conditioner and have to rinse that out too. Because my hair is so long, I seldom manage to take a shower in under twenty minutes. Afterwards, I often put on a pot of coffee and get dressed while I wait for it to brew. I take a long time to get dressed in the morning. Every now and then I remember to choose my outfit the night before , but usually I do it in the morning. In all, getting dressed takes about half an hour, at which time my hair is now semi-dry so then I have to style my hair. From time to time I’ll put my hair up, but oftentimes I blowdry it straight. And then, because of the texture of my hair, I regularly have to flat-iron it to kee

Jacob你不用梳头。但是我得梳洗。我早晨必须留出1个半小时来准备。每天，我起床，然后直奔洗漱室。每隔一天，我洗下头。如果得洗头，我一般得洗2次，因为头发很油。然后我得擦护发素，还得将护发素洗去。因为我的头发太长了，我很多能在20分内洗完。R然后，我煮上一壶咖啡，期间我会穿上衣服。早晨穿衣的时间较长。时而我记得该再前天晚上选好衣服，但是我经常在早晨做这些。总而言之，穿衣大概要半个小时，无论什么时候头发都是半干的，所以我得梳理头发。有时我会把头发梳起来，但通常我直接将头发吹干。因为头质的原因，我得烫平头以免头发变弯。这还需要20分钟。然后我得化妆。

Not funny.

这并不有趣.